just∞kidding
Me: I feel like drawing
Me: I should draw
Me: I'm gonna draw
Me: *plays videogames for 6 hours, then goes to sleep*

solardrift:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

sexualremarks:

whorville:

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

"men don’t ever face sexism."

wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism

dontblink91011:

luigiman:

my cousin asked me what my favorite season was and i said “of what” and i just

it’s frightening how long it took me to figure out what was wrong with that response

lameprlncess:

lameprlncess:

lameprlncess:

omg guys there are builders renovating the house next door and i can hear them passionately singing along to all star

now they’re playing i’m a believer these guys know how to have fun

oH MY GOD ITS THE SHREK SOUNDTRACK

shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

cerceos:

slworking2

Kilauea volcano lava flow spitting into the air and ocean